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StormAngel — Fri, 20 Feb 2004 14:49:44 +0100

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)

We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything.
Thomas A. Edison (1847 - 1931)

Either I've been missing something or nothing has been going on.
Karen Elizabeth Gordon

We are more ready to try the untried when what we do is inconsequential. Hence the fact that many inventions had their birth as toys.
Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983)

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zumbulche — Wed, 18 Feb 2004 23:11:06 +0100

Sleep all day
Party all night
Never grow old
Never die

IT'S FUN TO BE A VAMPIRE!!!

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StormAngel — Wed, 18 Feb 2004 12:05:27 +0100

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Norm Crosby

Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know.
Marvin Minksy

He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.
Saki (1870 - 1916)

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Jane Caminos

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StormAngel — Sat, 14 Feb 2004 15:51:27 +0100

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

A person who trusts no one can\'t be trusted.
Jerome Blattner

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
David Richerby

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StormAngel — Fri, 13 Feb 2004 15:36:36 +0100

You can pretend to be serious; you can\'t pretend to be witty.
Sacha Guitry (1885 - 1957)

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what\'s going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Dorothy Nevill

I don\'t even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
Katherine Cebrian

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urban — Thu, 12 Feb 2004 17:14:47 +0100

kaj gi naogas site ovie ziti se. Aj fati se za raboota

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StormAngel — Thu, 12 Feb 2004 13:55:33 +0100

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
Samuel Butler (1835 - 1902)

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn\'t require any.
Russell Baker (1925 - )

Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.
Sidney J. Harris

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StormAngel — Mon, 09 Feb 2004 14:17:51 +0100

Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)

A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), \"Man and Superman\" (1903), act I

A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool.
Joseph Roux

Art is science made clear.
Jean Cocteau (1889 - 1963)
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StormAngel — Sun, 08 Feb 2004 12:50:29 +0100

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
James Thurber (1894 - 1961), New Yorker, Apr. 29, 1939 \"The Owl who was God\"

You\'re never too old to become younger.
Mae West (1892 - 1980)

He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.
Sir William Drummond

Without the aid of prejudice and custom I should not be able to find my way across the room.
William Hazlitt (1778 - 1830)
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ViRgO` — Sun, 08 Feb 2004 12:26:29 +0100

Slobodniot duh i covekovata ljubopitnost se najvredni - John Steinbeck

Za da se uspee, ne e dovolno samo da se predvidi, treba da se imrpovizira - Isaac Asimov.

Za da ja vidis idninata, treba da poglednes zad sebe - Biblijata.

Realnosta e osnova po koja treba da se gradime i nad koja treba da se izdigame - Liza Minnelli.

Ne cekori pred mene, mozebi ne te sledam; ne cekori zad mene, mozebi nema da vodam; cekori pokraj mene i bidi moj prijatel - Albert Camus.

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ViRgO` — Sun, 08 Feb 2004 12:23:38 +0100

Sto moze za mene da bide pofantasticno od stvarnosta - Dostoevski.

Samiot ke se prezres poradi svoite snista - Dojranskite Vetrista, Blaze Koneski.

Vremeto bez knizevnost bi ostanalo bez svojata vistina - Radovan Pavlovski.

Simplex sigillum veri. - Ednostavnosta e znak (pecat) za vistinata.

Vo ovoj zivot, ne mozeme da napravime golemi dela. Mozeme da napravime samo mali dela so golema ljubov. – Majka Tereza

Strasta stvara neosporlivi argumenti za da se preminat site prepreki.

Mnogu e polesno da se pravis ona sto si, otkolku da se pravis ona sto ne si.

Vo zivotot, ne treba da se plasime od nisto, tuku da razbereme se - Marie Curie.

Sekavanjata se idninata na minatoto -Paul Valery.

Treba da naucime da ziveeme zaedno kako braca, zosto vo sprotivno site ke umreme kako idioti - Martin Luter King.

Se treba da se zema seriozno, no ne i tragicno --- Adolphe Thiers.

Koj ne se somneva, dobiva malku --- Leonardo da Vinci.

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urban — Sun, 08 Feb 2004 09:38:03 +0100

пошле жене да фарбају јаја оче која да офарба моја

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anastas87 — Sun, 08 Feb 2004 01:07:27 +0100

» Чавката гулаб не бидуат.

» Зла свекрва на позлаа снаа.

» Чивија чивија искарува.

» Пцоисано магаре од в\'кот нема гајле

» Со прдеж боја не се вапцуват.

» Под волот теле не се барат.

» Заљудо да имаш, кога не знаиш да си поминиш.

» На сто вреќи ќе врзеш устите, ама на една жена не можеш.

» Железото железо трие, а збороите умо.

» Едно на срцето, друго на јазикот.

» Вистината е како пипер в очи.

» Жетвар без срп не бива.

» Господи, брани од женска беља.

» Грешит поп во книга, а не магаре на нива.

» На студ инает не се чини.

» Под волот теле не се барат.

» Болна жена, болна и куќата.

» Пријатело во нужда се познава, а не на свадба.

» Ако имаш маша не ваќај го огно со рака.

» Кој си бие жената тој си бие снагата.

» Големата риба помалата ја изедвит.

» Пцоисано магаре од в\'кот нема гајле.

» Лекот е за една пара, ама кој не го знаит алтан дават.

» Види му го умот, суди му за дома.

» Друго кројат глувците, друго мачоро.

» Кој бега од дош, ќе падни на град.

» Работата го краси човекот, а мразата го гнаси.

» Покрај суото дрво гори и суровото.

» Друго мисли кираџијата, друго анџијата.

» Дај му на будалата стап за да ти е скршит глата.

» Водата и огнот се добри слуги, ама лоши господари.

» В\'к баница не јаде.

» Две жени пазар, три жени панаѓир.

» Во поголем град, поголем глад

» Вино носи, вода пиј.

» Кој вино сакат, тој без невеста скакат.

» В секое село треба да имаш по еден пријател.

» Работата да се страшит од тебе, не ти од неа.

» Со еден дирек куќа не се крепит.

» Пружи си ги нозете спроти јоргано.

» Кој си краде од соно, краде си од веко.

» Не пушчај го ј\'зикот пред умот.

» Високото дрво и чавките го серат.

» Види го прво дрвото, па после седни под него

» Ако сме браќа, ќесињата не ни се сестри.

» Врана на врана очи не копат.

» Бели пари за црни дни.

» Ако си мост секој ќе те газит.

» Ако не можеш да направиш како сакаш, направи како можеш.

» Арна ли ти е жената, свадба не ти требе.

» Ак\'ло не се купува, ами се печали.

» А\'кл ми не даве, пари ми дај.

» Ако је мома, нека си седи дома.

» Ако не раниш мачки, ќе раниш глувци.

» Арната дума стига далеко, а лошата ошче подалеко.

» Барај да најдиш, сакај да ти даат и клукај да ти отворат.

» Ајдуко ајдук фаќа, а друг не може да го фане.

» Дури не мрднит кучката со опашката , не трчаат кучињата по неа.

» Ај без пари, ај без ум, се едно ти е.

» А\'кл не се купува, ами се печали.

» А\'кл не ми давај, пари ми дај.

» Ако бегаш од арно, че паднеш на зло

» Ако бидеш мост, секој ќе те газе.

» Ако биеш зената си, ќе си биеш главата си.

» Ако е кус денот, долга е годината.

» Ако е мажот пијаница, жената ќе бидит мученица.

» Ако е чоекот кус од алиштето, можиш да му придаиш,

» Ако не раниш мачки, ќе раниш глувци.

» На арниот коњ ѕвонец му ставаат.

» Ако си овца секој ќе те стриже.

» Арно е да имаш жена и умна и лична, арно ама господ по две добра на едно место не дава.

» Бесен газ, крвав нос..

» Високо дрво плод нема.

» Две гнезда една квачка не може да квачи

» Нечесната жена и в кафез да ја затвориш, таа ќе си најт чарето.

» На свиња бисер не нижи.

» Ни во куче вера, ни во лаком мера.

» Устата праит, устата расипуат

» По чужди ноѕе иљада стапој не бољат.

» Ќе му дојт умот, (ама) откако ќе си ојт кумот.

» На едно лице две усти не биват.

Без срам и перде дрпнати од ајвар.

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StormAngel — Sun, 08 Feb 2004 00:53:00 +0100

The idea of all-out nuclear war is unsettling.
Walter Goodman

My favorite animal is steak.
Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )

A thought is often original, though you have uttered it a hundred times.
Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809 - 1894), The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1858

Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the same box.
Italian Proverb
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StormAngel — Fri, 06 Feb 2004 12:55:25 +0100

The only normal people are the ones you don\'t know very well.
Joe Ancis

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890 - 1969)

The multitude of books is making us ignorant.
Voltaire (1694 - 1778)

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity.
Christopher Morley (1890 - 1957)
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StormAngel — Thu, 05 Feb 2004 13:53:03 +0100

I don\'t have a bank account, because I don\'t know my mother\'s maiden name.
Paula Poundstone

I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn\'t learn something from him.
Galileo Galilei (1564 - 1642)

\'Who are you and how did you get in here?\' \'I\'m a locksmith. And, I\'m a locksmith.\'
Leslie Nielsen (1926 - ), as Lieutenant Frank Drebin, \"Police Squad\"

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say \'elevator\', we say \'lift\'...they say \'President\', we say \'stupid psychopathic git\'....
Alexi Sayle
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StormAngel — Wed, 04 Feb 2004 13:14:59 +0100

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn\'t the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)

What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public.
Vilhjalmur Stefansson (1879 - 1962), \"Discovery\", 1964

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Scott Adams (1957 - )

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
Bret Harte (1836 - 1902)
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StormAngel — Wed, 04 Feb 2004 13:10:36 +0100

Anastas,se trudam,koga imam slobodno vreme da pisam,t.e.ne gi copy-pastam,imam kup \"world press izbor\"mozebi si gi videl,nesto kako pamfleti se i ima polno mudrosti.
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ViRgO` — Tue, 03 Feb 2004 21:55:56 +0100

Covekot e edinstvenoto zivotno koe sto moze da ostane prijatelski raspolozeno so zrtvite koi sto namerava da gi jade.
Samuel Batler

Vrednosta na idejata nema nisto zaednicko so uspehot na osobata koja ja iskazuva idejata.
Oscar Wilde

Protiv vlijanieto na nova ideja, nema adekvatna odbrana, so isklucok na gluposta.
Percy Williams Bridgeman.

Da places nad izminata taga, najsigurno ke viknes nova skrb.
Otelo, William Shakespeare.

Obraniot, sto moze da se smeska, na kradecot mu zema nesto pak; no ako padne vo bezplodna taga, se krade togas toj sebe si sam.
Otelo, William Shakesepare

[Сменето на 3/2/2004 од ViRgO`]

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Radost_fx — Tue, 03 Feb 2004 21:17:31 +0100

bezkonechna e vselenata isto taka i chovechkata glupost
Albert A.

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anastas87 — Tue, 03 Feb 2004 17:48:20 +0100

Сторм, не те мрзи секој ден да пишуваш нови мудрости? Или им праиш копи/пејст од негде? Како и да е, ашколсун ќе ти речам

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StormAngel — Tue, 03 Feb 2004 14:09:26 +0100

Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
Alfred E. Newman

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.
Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)

I\'m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it\'ll be much harder to detect.
George Carlin (1937 - )

Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.
J. B. Priestley (1894 - 1984)
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StormAngel — Mon, 02 Feb 2004 17:23:04 +0100

Life is too important to take seriously.
Corky Siegel

When I meet a man I ask myself, \'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?\'
Rita Rudner

There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun.
Pablo Picasso (1881 - 1973)

That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent.
Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963)
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StormAngel — Sat, 31 Jan 2004 13:28:56 +0100

I won\'t take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth.
Carl Sandburg (1878 - 1967)

The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.
Edith Sitwell (1887 - 1964)

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she\'s a tramp.
Joan Rivers (1935 - )

It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are.
O. Henry (1862 - 1910)
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StormAngel — Fri, 30 Jan 2004 13:19:49 +0100

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)

We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
Ray Bradbury (1920 - )

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)

Statistician: A man who believes figures don\'t lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won\'t stand up either.
Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar\'s Comic Dictionary
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StormAngel — Thu, 29 Jan 2004 13:19:27 +0100

Outside of a dog, a book is man\'s best friend. Inside of a dog it\'s too dark to read.
Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
Jilly Cooper

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

First there is a time when we believe everything, then for a little while we believe with discrimination, then we believe nothing whatever, and then we believe everything again - and, moreover, give reasons why we believe.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799)
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bluedressed — Wed, 28 Jan 2004 19:04:33 +0100

\"What is a cynic? A man who knows the
price of everything, and the value of nothing\"
•Oscar Wilde

\"Cynicism is the intellectual cripple\'s
substitute for intelligence\"
•J. Russel Lynes

\"Cynicism is the humor of hatred\"
•Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree

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ZisDead — Wed, 28 Jan 2004 15:14:22 +0100

\"There are no answers, only choices.\"
Od SOLARIS

Never say what you can grunt. Never grunt what you can wink. Never wink what you can nod, never nod what you can shrug, and don\'t shrug when it ain\'t necessary.

``Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.\'\'
-Latin for ``Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.\'\'

``The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, all the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just keep your fucking mouth shut and hadn\'t asked any questions.\'\'
-Frank Zappa

``We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men.\'\'
-George Orwell

``I can think of no faster way to unite the American people behind George W. Bush than a terrorist attack on an American target overseas. And I believe George W. Bush will quickly unite the American people through his foreign policy.\'\'
-Henry Kissinger, appearing on CNBC, 2000-Dec-13

``Republics decline into democracies and democracies degenerate into despotisms.\'\'
-Aristotle

``Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.\'\'
-Robert Heinlein

``It\'s the action, not the fruit of the action, that\'s important. You have to do the right thing. It may not be in your power, may not be in your time, that there\'ll be any fruit. But that doesn\'t mean you stop doing the right thing. You may never know what results come from your action. But if you do nothing, there will be no result.\'\'
-Muhandas Gandhi

\'The world is divided in to three classes of people: a very small group that makes things happen, a somewhat larger group that watches things happen, and the great multitude which never knows what happened.\'

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StormAngel — Wed, 28 Jan 2004 14:25:07 +0100

Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock.
Ben Hecht (1893 - 1964)

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
Horace Walpole (1717 - 1797)

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future.
Sidney J. Harris

Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.
Anatole France (1844 - 1924), The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard
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StormAngel — Tue, 27 Jan 2004 14:16:33 +0100

Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil\'s Dictionary

There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators.
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level.
Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970), Conquest of Happiness (1930) ch. 14

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don\'t matter and those who matter don\'t mind.
Dr. Seuss (1904 - 1991)
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StormAngel — Sat, 17 Jan 2004 13:23:08 +0100

It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull.
H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)

If you watch a game, it\'s fun. If you play at it, it\'s recreation. If you work at it, it\'s golf.
Bob Hope (1903 - )

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it\'s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Dave Barry (1947 - )
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